5 Simple Questions to Get to Know Your Parents

Weird? No! Amazing People Appeared At My Dooryour parents hobbies? About their old friends?
My mommy and daddy always told me that ITheir adventures in the wild or their childhood
shouldn't talk to strangers, that I shouldn't opentricks? I'd score quite low on such a quiz, and I'm
the door to strangers. However, I eat a lot,sure many of you are in the same situation,
exercise, and I'm turning 18 soon so I didn't reallyregardless of age.
feel threatened when two quite gentle lady
appeared in front of our house. What could have I1. How did you and mom/dad meet each other?
done, I opened the door, asked them what theyThis can turn out really funny, or provoke warm
want. It turned out that they're two of Jehovah'sand fuzzy feelings with all the romance involved,
Witnesses (a group ranking quite high on my dad'sbut it rarely turns out to be flat. For example, my
"don't talk to them!"-list), and wanted to talk withparents met as my dad was hitchhiking (his
me about difficult times in life and family problems.wreck broke down), and my uncle-to-be picked
Until now, I always shut the door saying that Ihim up.. now that's quite romantic:D
don't have the time for these things, yes, life can2. Who was your childhood best friend? By asking
be hard at times, everybody knows that, go milkthis question, you increase your chances of
some cows if you've got nothing better to do.getting to know the childish self of your
This time though, I thought "why not", and invitedancestors, and also you're bound to hear lots of
them to sit down and talked with them for a fewgreat stories!
minutes. I can tell you that I haven't met two so3. Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? You
honest and kind lady for a millennium!didn't even imagine that there was life before
My Mom's Six-Pack Absyou, right?:Well, there was, and by asking about
Let's move away a little from Jehovah:) Lasttheir first relationship you are, again, bound to
Tuesday, just as I was preparing to go out tohear great stories. They might talk about their
run, my mom phoned me to go down and helpchildhood games with the other genre, or maybe
her buy some goods and bring them home. Afterthey take the question more seriously and talk
we did the shopping, seeing that I'm in a sportsabout their first serious relationship - that might
outfit she asked if I mind if she comes andbe the one that resulted in you! So you either
watches me as I run. I told her that I thinkhear a lot of funny memories, or you might even
there's nothing interesting in that, but she insistedreceive dating advice from some really cool
to come. After all, the whole thing turned out topeople.
be pretty useful, she measured my laps and4. Which was the coolest thing you've ever done
noted all the times. Going home I told her myin school? Everyone tricks teachers, and
ambition to do 200 consecutive sit-ups and thenclassmates, too. Who knows what insanities your
came the moment when she really amazed me. Iparents might have done? If you ask, I'm sure
knew that she had a pretty nice shape when shemany of them will tell you some really cool
was younger (i.e., before I was born:D), but Istories, from faking smallpox with red ink to being
wouldn't have ever believed that she did fivethe top goalscorer in the football team.
hundred sit-ups as a bet in an afternoon. That's5. Would you please tell me about your room
what had happened, later proven by a bunch ofcleaning habits as a youngster? A discussion on
photos of her and her rock hard six-packthese is sure to ease your household duties the
abdomen.upcoming week!
How well do we really know our parents?I hope it works for you, too!
So how do these two short stories relate to eachI believe that fun brings people closer together,
other? I don't know how Jehovah's Witnessesand that applies to your relationship with your
operate in other parts of the world; their localparents as well. By asking these questions, I hope
organization here is giving away free magazines,that you will have a really good time and a lot of
with really catchy titles like "Hope", "No Fear" orlaughs, flavored with a pinch of parental wisdom.
"He is the Power".:) In one of these magazines II'm really glad I received that magazine, and
found an article on how poorly we really knowalthough I'm not going to become one of
our parents, and given my experience just theJehovah's Witnesses, my prejudices have been
day before with my mother, it had really hit thedecreased, that's for sure.
nail on the head. How much do you know about